Today I was a time traveler.
Specifically, I was dressed as a time traveler.
I had on an outfit including overcoat, opera cape, white gloves, top hat, vest, and to top it off, a gas mask.
I walked around the city, bursting into random places of business, where I'd rip off the mask, demand someone tell me the date, and then rush off.
It was awesome.
I do believe I greatly increased the weirdness quotient of a great many people's day.